Five Steps To Establish A New Planet Lazily

Okay so today’s daily prompt has just given me fits of giggles. I haven’t seen this type of insanely ridiculous topic ever in daily prompt. I guess the author of daily prompt may be scared of The walking dead Apocalypse or he/she is missing Terra Nova these days. Either ways, the idea of designing another planet seems funny. I would like to run my imagination wild anyway. Did I mention he/she called it Inter-planet Janet ? ๐Ÿ˜€

Step 1: Assigning a name:

Earth Burger would be nice, eh ?
Earth Burger would be nice, eh ?

The planet we live on is Earth. We have Mars, Jupiter and Saturn etc as our neighbors. I mean don’t all of these names sound boring to you ? The name of a planet should be of some delicious food like dark chocolate fudge or cheese cake or something like chicken chili or Biryani or large chicken pizza with some extra cheese…hhmmmm !!… ( Sorry, that was my belly ). Just imagine every time you call the name of your planet, your mouth will be filled with water. Instead of saying “I swear to Mother Earth” you’ll say “I swear to Mother Chocolate fudge” and all your worries except of food will disappear. Or if you are not a food junkie like me, why not call it ‘The Lazy Earth’ ? I know there is a lazy person hidden inside each one of you. It is time to pay tribute to him.

Step 2: Designing Weather And Seasons:

Rise sun with your thumb !
Make the sun rise with your thumb !

While living on Earth and experiencing its technological developments, I got into the habit of doing things by just clicking a button. A touch on a touch screen works well too. So I would like to give every inhabitant of my planet a device with lots and lots of buttons, each button for a different season and climate. They will have the sun rise and sun fall whenever they want. They will have rain and a romantic cloudy windy weather in one click. Mummies of my planet won’t have to worry about waking their children up with the sun rise even on Sundays and couples won’t have to worry about having a date in romantic weather. And lazy people like me will keep turning on the night mode and sleeping whole day. Being lazy is a ‘THING’ don’t you know ?

Step 3: Providing Some Unique Necessities:

Water,air and food being the necessities of life is out dated. Earth is full of sharp wise people who love irritating innocent lazy people like me. My planet would be a lovely place for the lazy ones. I have designed some equipment in my mind that would be a part of every home on my planet. A short list of which includes:

1- ย Automatic Bed Maker:

See the magic !
See the magic !

Yes ! Don’t laugh. I hate it when every morning my mom instead of asking me to sleep more , shouts at me for not making my bed. I have to stop this violence. My beloved lazy people have to stand beside the bed and say the magic spell “O bed, Make yourself ! ” and BOOM……!!

2-The Lazy Mug:

automatic drink stirrer
Who wants coffee ?

This mug stirs the coffee automatically so you don’t need to move your hands anymore to stir it with a spoon. Now you can enjoy bed tea in winters without worrying about your laziness.

3- The automatic book reading chair:

automatic book reading chair
Excited ?

Yes you have guessed it right. This chair do wonders. It holds your book , automatically turns its pages for you and move the book in whatever direction you want. I have added an additional function in it. It can also read for you in its own voice if you are not in a mood to use your mind. Yeah you have to still move your eye balls for watching pictures.Don’t worry, I will invent something to avoid it soon !

4- Automatic Pancake Maker:

I have a crush on food since childhood.
I have a crush on food since childhood so…

This machine will make your mornings easier specially if you have to make breakfast for the whole family. Forget about making pancakes in pans…nah! Use this machine. It can save your several precious seconds.

5- The sock buddy:

lazy sock
Best buddy in winters

Hate doing hard work for pulling up socks in winters? Here’s the solution. The best buddy in winters. Happy winters.

Step 4: Choice of Inhabitants:

 

When Mr. Bean meets Justin Bieber !
When Mr. Bean meets Justin Bieber !

Any creature like Mr.bean or Justin Bieber will be accepted here. Every person should have one weird quality and they will be registered through that quality. I don’t need violence so leave your guns at home. Cooks and chefs who can make delicious food for me are warmly welcomed. All the fashion Divas and hot movie heroes should come. I love Keanu Reeves so he will have a special guest treatment here. People who think they are ‘something’ are restricted. Teachers are restricted too as they have tortured our innocent civilization so much. Robots are welcomed. Dudes with fake 6 packs and girls with plastic surgeries of everything have a special place here. Hot white dudes with blue eyes and foreign accent should pack their bags already. Aliens from Mars are invited to pay visits frequently. Welcome home buddies !

Step 5: Executing The Above Mentioned Plans:

Dozing Off.....
Dozing Off…..

Eww Hard work ? And this soft bed….I should better sleep.

 

 

 

 

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51 thoughts on “Five Steps To Establish A New Planet Lazily

  1. Wow that wass odd. ะ† just wrote an extremely long c฿‹mment but after I clicากed submit my
    comment didn’t appear. Grrrr… well I’m not writing all
    that over again. Regษ‘rdless, just wanted to say fantastั–c blog!

  2. hahaha this is hilarious!
    what I want MOST out of the list is the cup, God i really want this automated stirring feature. The bookreader i dont want,I actually enjoy turning the pages and such. but yes given the mess my bed is most of the times, automatic bed maker would be such a welcme thing!

    • Haha Thank you so much Habiba ! Your comment just made me smile. You know I love this mug too…Only I haven’t designed it yet ๐Ÿ˜› You would be the first one to get it if it ever comes out of my mind ๐Ÿ˜‰ I love the smell of books too ๐Ÿ˜‰
      ove you for such a lovely comment. Hope to see you around ! Love xx

    • Thank you so much Kiran I am pleased to have you in my world ๐Ÿ™‚ Registrations have already started. You just registered by pressing the follow button ๐Ÿ˜› Keep following and you ll reach there ! Love you xx

  3. Sapne mein sapna mat dekha kar… ๐Ÿ˜› Itne saare ajeeb ajeeb machines ka sapna dekhti hai aur phir sapne mein hi so jaati hai? ๐Ÿ˜›

    Yeh machines kaun banaayega? Tu ya tera sapna? ๐Ÿ™‚

    Waise… mazaa aa gaya padh ke… great post ๐Ÿ™‚

    Book reading chair waale para mein achaanak grammar ko kya ho gaya? Achchhi khaasi to likh rahi thi usse pehle… aur baad mein ๐Ÿ˜›

    • Haha daikh le bus meray pagal pan ka kamaal ๐Ÿ˜› I know the post is stupid and silly ๐Ÿ˜› Mene socha ab prompt aisa hai tu try kerne me kya harj hai ๐Ÿ˜›
      Mera mind banay ga na ๐Ÿ˜› Use b wohi keray ga ๐Ÿ˜›
      Thank you wesay I know yei soch ray ho gay kya likh dia isne aj ๐Ÿ˜›
      Yaar sht. Chal point out b ker ahan kahan ghalti ha me theak kerti hun. Pata nae kya ho jata hai likhtay likhtay samaj e nae lagti ab apki third language english ho tu yei hota hai na ๐Ÿ˜›

      • Is duniya mein paagalon ka hi bol baalaa hai. Isliye tu paagal hi sahi hai ๐Ÿ˜›

        Yaar galat baat… Sirf tera mind hi use karega? Yaar mere saath bhi share kar de… Main tera bhai hoon na? ๐Ÿ˜‰ Plus maine tujhe ‘Introvert’ ka copyright bhi diya tha… So Please… ๐Ÿ˜›

        And the corrections…

        “Yes you have guessed it right. This chair DOES wonders. It holds your book , automatically turns its pages for you and MOVES the book in WHICHEVER direction you want. I have added an additional function in it. It can also read for you in its own voice if you are not in a mood to use your mind. Yeah you STILL HAVE TO move your eye balls for watching pictures. Donโ€™t worry, I will invent something to avoid it soon !”

        Waise, third language kaise? Second language kya thi teri? Punjabi?

        • Haha Okaaa ๐Ÿ™‚
          Mera mind tera b tu hai na tu b use ker jitna merzi inko ๐Ÿ˜› Free hain ๐Ÿ˜›
          Ok I have noticed the corrections. Try kerun gi k aenda ghalti na ho ๐Ÿ™‚ Aur thank you so much. Abi jo post publish ki hai please usko b perh k correct ker dena ager time milay.
          Aur bohat bohat thank you for doing this ! Bohat achay ho ap ๐Ÿ˜‰
          Haan second language punjabi hai.

          • Main bahut achchha hoon? Mujhe to pataa hi mahin tha… ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜‰

            Aur dekha mera tukka? Pats himself on the back Waise english third language? Interesting… Humaare yahan first language hoti hai english… generally… Like mere languages in order are… English, Hindi and Sanskrit…

            • Chal ab pata chal gya na ? khush ho ja ๐Ÿ˜›
              Haha haan english third language. Our mother tongue is basically punjabi and national language is Urdu ! So English becomes the third language ๐Ÿ˜›
              Daikh lu third language hotay huay b english me likhtay hain hum…. Tareef e ker du ๐Ÿ˜›

              • ๐Ÿ™‚ To ye le taareef

                Wah meri sherni… kya khoob likhti (daharti) ho aap… wo bhi apne third language mein ๐Ÿ™‚

                Waise ek taareefon ka pul bhi banaa raha hoon… but usmein thoda time lagega… Akela hoon na isiliye… ๐Ÿ˜‰

                • Hahaha thank you for itni achi tareef ๐Ÿ˜‰ Oye na tareefun ka pull mat banana please ๐Ÿ˜› I don’t worth tareefain ! Haan ager kuch sudharnay ka margin hai usme mere leye pher zaroor banao ๐Ÿ˜›

                  • Angry face Ab tu mujhe sikhaayegi ki teri worth kya hai aur kya nahin?… Tu jo deserve karti hai wahi de raha hoon… Ab behes mat kar… ๐Ÿ™‚

                    Aur ye taareefon ka pull sirf tere writing ke liye thodi na hain…Life mein kayi cheezein tune deserve ki, par tujhe nahin milin, unko dene ki koshish kar raha hoon… Aur kai cheezein jo tune deserve nahin ki, fir bhi wo tujhe mili, unko khud lene ki koshish kar raha hoon… Tareefen to bus ek bahaana hai… ๐Ÿ™‚

                    • Acha naheen kerti ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜›
                      Yaar…… na kia kero na…. Kyun kertay ho…adat nae hai muje…. handle nae hoga mere se….pher kya kerun gi me ? Tumhain b naraaz ker dun gi ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

                    • TU MUJHE KABHI NARAZ NAHIN KAR SAKTI… Samjhi?… Samajh le achchhe se… ๐Ÿ™‚

                      Dar mat behen… Dar mat… Mujhse to bilkul mat dar… Main na tujhse kabhi naaraaz hounga… aur na kabhi akele chhorunga… Promise… ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. Well..i think the healthiest thing in the world is to be silly at least once a day..so you seem really..really healthy today!

    Today.. and i am looking to hear some more silly things..

    From Ya..so joy..love..laughter and all of that 2 ya!

      • Well..although i don’t do much silly writing..i am extremely silly in ‘real life’..more than most children..i believe in play as a way of life..in fact..in the real one i live….It is my life…I’m just a big kid..that is all…

        But not having to work..really helps with that..;)

        I wish the same for ya..one day friend…

  5. I want the sock buddy. Do you have one for shoes too? Except for sneakers I hate putting socks and shoes on. I don’t know if I have weird feet but no matter how much I spend for a pair of shoes they never seem to fit right. If your planet outlaws shoes I will come right over.

    Funny post!

    • Lol I can design anything because it is all about running my imagination wild ๐Ÿ˜‰ Well I love putting socks because I only get a chance to put them on here for three months so you know ๐Ÿ˜‰ All my brothers have got weirdly long feet lol I guess you are like them.You sure can wander around their without shoes. I would love to have you there ๐Ÿ™‚ Thanks for liking the post . Have a great day ! xx

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